Other
than my closest friends,
why should I give two fucks what anyone thinks?
Who'll be with me when the story ends?
I’m
tied together with rubber bands.
Knees and elbows make imperfect links,
but I'll dangle here until the story ends.
Just
a puppet carved of wood.
I’ll dance the limberjack,
clacking until the music ends.
I'm
glad I don’t yet wear Depends,
but why should I give two fucks if the furniture stinks
because I've got a wet hind end?
I’d
as soon take as give a fuck,
but my nose pivots like a periscope,
standing up to suss out how the evening ends.
God,
this scene is rinky-dink!
Who’ll blame me for climbing my beanstalk,
not caring what the Giant thinks?
How does Jack and the Beanstalk end?