Saturday, March 30, 2019

Whited Sepulchre

The Hiker - Spanish-American War memorial statue by Theo Alice Ruggles Kitson,
University of Minnesota, 1906


Yesterday I had to drive Robin to
work after she left her car at the shop—
so I walked around campus, and somewhere
near Pillsbury Hall I glimpsed a tall bronze

soldier (rifle, bullet-belt, broad-brim hat)—
tribute to the UM students who fought
to take Spain’s empire away and make it
ours. The Philippine conquest was a hard

slog—all those buffalo soldiers; countless
thousands of Asian dead. We’ve kept up that
practice to this day—sending African-
American boys to the war zones—gun-

fodder, eyes to see our atrocities,
voices the rest of us need never hear.

Friday, March 29, 2019

Making the Best of a Sunny 48-Degree Spring Day

 OM

Got my shorts out of the drawer.
I’m proud to be sitting out in the sun.
My feet are bare.

The chipmunks have come out of their lair
(under the back porch?) and are chasing each other around.
Got my shorts out of the drawer,
but it’s really pretty cold out here.
I’ve got my snap denim shirt on,
too, but my feet are bare.
Another thing is, I’m writing in my orange
notebook instead of breathing OM
I’m sitting out in the sun,
and my white hair
is long and shaggy, and I feel proud to be the one
you’re watching, with my feet all bare.
I’d love to share myself with you, but I don’t dare,
and anyway we’ll both have much more fun
if we just get our shorts out of the drawer.
Our feet are bare.

Spilt Milk

We are many, buddy, they are few. Ry Cooder

We that have done and thought,

That have thought and done,
Must ramble and thin out
Like milk spilled on a stone. W.B. Yeats
We are many, buddy, they are few.
We own the power, if we’d just seize it.
If only that were true!
Who are WE, anyway?—
only those who are still here this instant—
we may seem many, but some few
of us have already vanished into
darkness, and more will soon be wasting in that Tophet
the few are building for us
—all us true-
blue hearts, who'd like to renew
the battle but can’t quite get down to it.
A moiety will survive—like those few
vulnerable wandering enclaves after the breaking of the great Sioux
reservation of the Black Hills
by men whose only true
love was gold. Who
will live to tell our story? who’ll be left to hear it,
of the many, buddy, that we were—now few—
and say it isn’t true?

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Love Somebody

Morning of joyless worry, feeling beat
up by this and that, I walked to the Y, 
and Flex Room A was open, so I left 
my shoes outside the door and got down and 

practiced my flatfooting in front of the 
big mirror—with the noonday sun shining
in from the south and a tune in my head:
If ‘t had not a been for Cotton-Eyed Joe

I’d a been married twenty years ago,
imagining the clacking my shoes would
make if I had any on, hard-leather-
soled shoes, unmatching so each would sound its 

own tap. Tried to smile as I scooted past
the glass. Stubbed my toe! Called for the doctor!

Cotton-Eyed Joe is
an old minstrel song—
can’t possibly 
perform my flatfooting piece
in the Bird’s Nest open mic. 

Sunday, March 24, 2019

Ready for Buttigieg

Never really felt “ready for Hillary.”
God, that slogan was smug!
But fuck yes, I’m ready for Buttigieg!
He’s the mayor of a fair city—
South Bend, Indiana, where a hug is a hug—
but "Buttigieg" doesn’t even rhyme with "Hillary,"
but rather with "rainbow bridge,"
or "Stonewall Ridge." Pete’s mug’s
so cute! I’m ready for Buttigieg!
And what do you allege
Buttigieg will do about the Mexican immig-
ration situation different from what Hillary
or Trump would do? Well, he’ll start with a heart-fledged
attack on our cynical tendency to not give a plugged
crap who runs. That’s why we like Buttigieg!
And there isn’t any evil dirt they can drudge
up and smudge on Buttigieg. He’s snug as a bug
in a rug, I’ll say. Always lukewarm on Hillary,
I’m hot for Buttigieg!

Milky Way

Should I write another poem?
I DO have my penis in my hand,
so far from home!
It’s touching my left palm, the little gnome.
My right hand holds a bald-point pen.
Should I write another poem?
Well, my brain is oozing foam,
my feet are dreaming of warm sand,
so far from home!
You can say I’m nothing but a Jones
machine (but I don’t dig men).
I yearn to write another poem
about how it feels to be the roving
wool (not wolf) out on the land,
so far from home,
fed through love’s orifice onto the spinning
mother of all dreams, like the Stellar Band.
Should I make another poem,
so far from home?

Friday, March 22, 2019

Clogging With Heisenberg

There must be perspectivation.
The universe must be from someone’s point of view.
That’s where you come in.
What a barbarization,
(bastardization too)
the word “perspectivation”
is! But we need fresh ideation—
something a bit, if not altogether, new.
That’s where you come in:
you uniquely register the din
of all the racket ringing out around you,
dance its tintinnabulation
in a style all your own—but not for long:
you’ll make way for some new you
who’ll keep the perspectivation
hatchets in the air. OK, you taught a nifty motion
to your feet to make them stomp on cue—
unsure of the steps in this big 
perspectivation
hop. But the team is counting on you!

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Nice Narcissus!

How charmed I am by me!
I’m the cat’s miaoux,
the ultimate reality.

I climbed the cat tree.
I've got two cats at my feet right now!
How charmed I am by me!

I’m sure that you agree:
no shame to love your own self anyhow,
your ultimate reality.

What the next rhyme will be
heaven only knows—
ultimate reality

works itself out as your pen proceeds—
the best that God allows.
How charmed I am by me!

So now I’ll count to three
over and over, move my feet, and waltz!
How charmed I am by me,
the ultimate reality!

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

rabbit lying under a clothesline pole

NOT devouring spring tulips, dandelion stems
NOT striving without reserve
to contribute furry specimens of hawk-bait
to the big Submission for Approval
devoting a few moments to blessed shiftlessness. 

move my foot, the rabbit’s ears immediately 
pivoting toward the sound.
A rabbit and its ears never stop working.

Sidewalk Poetry

                There’s a new
practice in my neighborhood. When there’s sewer work, causing
                sidewalks to be
replaced, people often stamp poems into the drying cement.
                I don’t know
if there’s a city-sanctioned method of doing this, but
                it’s done neatly,
with clear block-lettered words impressed in the
                new sidewalk squares.
(A crabby neighbor once called the city to have
                a square replaced
after a girl scratched an unauthorized poem on it
                with a stick.)


                Many establishment poets
dislike the sidewalk poetry. I myself –
                hardly an established
writer – have a supercilious, superior
                attitude toward it.

                Anyway, as I
turn up Laurel, past Mr. Green’s house, I come to the first poem,
                titled Second Lover

                He kissed the girl
                in the ballerina skirt.
                It was a long one

                like the kiss

                drenching her sneakers
                in tulle.

Pretty racy! Maybe the city should
                have censored it.
I thought that “long one” referred to the kiss all along, but it turns out to refer to
                the ballerina skirt.
Ballerina skirts can definitely be long and made of “tulle” (one of
                those poetic words).
Sneakers with the tulle skirt is a nice touch, though. And
                the long kiss,
drenching the girl’s sneakers, is quite erotic. Walking a little farther,
                I come to –

                Tonight
                in the dark kitchen
                only the stainless steel sink
                holds the moon.

The moon must be shining in by the kitchen window.
                Only the sink
“holds” it, so its reflection is the only light
                in the kitchen.
This really does create an eerie, solitary feeling.
                I wonder, did
a teenager write it? or the woman who lives
                in the house?
Was it composed on the spot? or had it been written
                some time before
and finally chosen when the opportunity presented itself
                for sidewalk publication?
(I’ve since learned that the poems are submitted to
                a municipal office,
and those selected are installed on the sidewalks
                by construction crews;
but please let’s try to forget this
                inconvenient truth.)

                                                             Well,
here’s one from the other side of the street –

                A boy, skinny legs pale
                as peeled willow, pedals
                to his favorite pond, pole
                in hand. Years until he dates.
                He desires only slime, slop,
                the fish and frogs of his secret spot.

This one is an exercise in “p”-alliteration – until the end.
                when the “p”s
switch to “s”s. The first image makes me wince a bit, as it forces me to
                imagine a boy’s
legs as “peeled.” But the poem is onto something
                when it matches
sexual desire with ”slime, slop, the fish and frogs” of a boy’s 

                “secret spot.”

                                                    I’m 
                already getting a
little tired of jotting these poems down, when I
                come to a
stretch around Laurel and Pierce, where I enter a veritable
                sidewalk-poem village –

                       Wet-cement
                       opportunity.
                  It only takes a second
                to change this spot forever.
and
                        Origami bird,
                You have great long wings to fly.
                         Why do you sit still?
and
                          A puddle
                          where a moth
                       can shake the sky

After these haiku-like poems,
                it’s a relief
to encounter this more robust effort, titled Interloper

                On a delicate pappus you rose.
                Alighted on the turf, seeming benign,
                Locked into bedrock with pointed toes
                Stretched lemon head to the sun.
                Hydra, you dodge the mower blade.
                I whack you with a spade for fun.
                Fine! Senseless to fret.
                I’ll transmute gold locks into wine
                And eat your children with vinaigrette.

The speaker is evidently a kind of ogre, whacking
                and devouring beautiful,
delicate flowers “for fun." I guess the first image works OK –
                a dandelion before
it opens is a green bundle, kind of like a “pappus.” I’m troubled
                by “Alighted on
the turf,” though, except that we know that dandelion seeds do alight and
                then sprout roots,
fastening themselves down, even into bedrock. Nice
                rhyme scheme too –
the poem isn’t unskillful – I don’t know about the appropriateness
                of “toes,” but
it does rhyme with “rose,” – also “wine”-”benign,” “fret”-”vinaigrette,”
                and “sun”-”fun.”
There’s a somewhat brutal ambivalence about these brazen weeds –
                like my ambivalence
about the poems themselves, which actually seem to improve somewhat the more 

                I study them.

                There’s a lot
more, but enough’s enough. There are no poems on my block of Ashland,
                but just around
the corner, on Fairview, this one is stamped – the last I’ll quote –

                    A little less war
                A little more peace
                    A little less poor
                A little more eats

The Friends communion has its meeting house just three blocks away,
                on Grand Ave.
Although this part of St. Paul is very much a Roman Catholic community,
                the sidewalk poems
have a stubborn dissenterly feel – made by people who try to take
                their own account
of the events transpiring in the vernacular of their lives.
                And they prove
that, however it  may fare elsewhere, poetry is alive
                (and – well – alive) 
in my part of south-
                western St. Paul

Don't You, Mr. Jones?

Can you assume I wanna? 
I’ll always volunteer
for a can a' manna.
Yup, Copenhagen
snuff! Started on the straight-cut, but when I got my jaw wired
shut, the long-cut stayed under my lip better. It’s manna
to the gods is what it is, my brother!
You thought I’d chuck the habit, but no fear—
I ain’t gonna quit my dip ‘cause I don’t wanna—
‘cause whoever thinks they’ll throw this monkey's a goner
when the evening shadows and the stars appear
sleepy-eye manna—
the loving friend you lost and can’t remember,
the beautiful form that hides behind your mirror.
You wanna
believe we’re designed to fall for just such glamor—
hiccupping us back from second to first gear.
Damn right, I wanna
nice can a' manna!

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Making a Gift of Yourself

How did old John-John roll?
What made him tick—
Jean Jacques Rousseau?

Did he have a kind soul?
Did he tend the sick?
How did old John-John roll?

Or was he kind of cruel,
a clogged-up prick—
Jean Jacques Rousseau?

He trained Emile
with his Kantean schtick
to do the John-John roll.

A bit of a troll,
he sent his own babies to the clink—
Jean Jacques Rousseau.

The bottomless hole
in his heart, he filled with his own pink
face, served up as a jelly roll—
Jean Jacques Rousseau.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Song for St. Paddy's Day

since it falls into my lot
that I should rise and you should not

My mind is a potholed sidestreet.
How can I be less negative?
Can I still dance with my feet?
Little Mary danced with her feet
before she started menstruating and was cast adrift.
My mind is a potholed sidestreet.
There was that Fatty Arbuckle movie, Pete and Repeat
Pete was all negative, but Repeat was an optimist.
Can I still dance with my feet?
Well, I tried to dance but was told to take a seat,
and Mary got pregnant and became a fugitive.
My mind is a potholed sidestreet.
If you don’t like my video, you can press [Delete],
but you can use any adjective
you want to describe Fred Astaire’s feet.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete
fell off, so who was left to save?
My mind is a flooded sidestreet.
Can I still kick with my feet?

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Golden Shovel Triptych

1
What I do to the grass does to my thoughts and me (Marvell) 

Great, that’s what
I
THOUGHT you should do:
use a file to
sharpen the
mower blades before cutting the grass.
Ha ha, how does 
it feel to
execute my 
thoughts?
So nice of you to pitch in and
help me!

2
The green leaves came and covered the high rock (Stevens)

Remember the
bright green
caterpillars on the tomato leaves?
Winter came
and 
covered 
the
garden with snow. But the 
chrysalis of a caterpillar hangs on a high
branch over a rock.

3
Let us go then you and I (Eliot)

There’s no let
to God’s wrath against us.
Where will we go?
Will we be safe then,
you
and
I.

Monday, March 11, 2019

late winter thaw

foot of snow yesterday and into the early morning
for how many years did I stand at the edge of this community
sunnier this weekend even so—trying to flatfoot and clog step
and somewhere just before Motley driving home

Jesus tapped my shoe and I melted

Lyke Wake

Shards where they lie-a
Where else to put ‘em
Um-UM-um Ahh…

Cherished dreams die-a
Not a pot to piss in
Sha-LIE-a LIE-a

Cried my eyes dry-a
No tear's a-wastin’
Um-UM-um Ahh…

Little birds fly-a
Win what they're riskin’
Sha-LIE-a LIE-a

Pass through the fi-a
Meet whom you're missin’
Um-UM-um Ahh…

Heart’s desi-a
Honey you're tastin’
Um-UM-um Ahh…
Sha-LIE-a LIE-a

Monday, March 4, 2019

Trees on the Move

Why don’t I want to strut my stuff?
My stuff’s too personal.
Lay on, MacDuff!
And it’s kind of scruf-
fy, too, in an unpleasant medical
sort of way. My stuff’s
too tough
on the feet to be thought struttable;
MacDuff’s
wife and kids are off’ed
in it; it’s laced with seconal
and other dreamy, hypnotic stuff.
AND it’s written in the buff,
a style that either is or isn’t radical.
MacDuff’s
counsel is that there’s just not enough
demand for confessional
poetry these days, so I won’t strut my stuff.
Eh, what? MacDuff?