my son John,
resist the dumpling diddle!
resist the dumpling diddle!
Do the Australian crawl
with your socks on,
as much as possible!
with your socks on,
as much as possible!
Go into free-fall,
like a 500-lb bomb,
but hold the dumpling diddle!
like a 500-lb bomb,
but hold the dumpling diddle!
Resist it at the mall!
Resist it in your home!
As much as possible!
Resist it in your home!
As much as possible!
You’ll receive the call
to be Queen of the Prom
if you curb your dumpling diddle.
to be Queen of the Prom
if you curb your dumpling diddle.
OK, you dropped the ball
when your greedy thumb
pulled out a dumpling diddle,
as big as possible!
when your greedy thumb
pulled out a dumpling diddle,
as big as possible!
