Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Doing the Something-Nothing Duck-Rabbit

I used to try to meditate but I fell out of the habit,
so I’m always riding on the blade of a razer.
That’s what happens when you do the Something-Nothing Duck-Rabbit.
The something-nothing duck-rabbit is a Th-Th-The, Th-Th-That’s
all, folks!
type of dance.
I used to try to control it with meditation but I fell out of the habit,
and now I’m polluting the shabbat
by stealing the treasures
of the Arc of the Covenant. So when the rabbit
seconds the pig and says the show is over I’ve just got to accept it,
not bet on hopeful tomorrows that don’t stand a chance.
I’ll go back to mediation, or else change my riding habit
from top hat, crop, and scarlet velvet
dress to something a little racier.
Show a little fur, why don’t you, silly rabbit,
before you get too old and decrepit!
A ripe old age is fusty, an early death is tastier.
I used to try to meditate but I fell out of the habit,
That’s what happens when you do the Something-Nothing Duck-Rabbit.