Sunday, September 15, 2019

My, My!

Everyone can see how uncomfortable I am,
but I know I can step out onto the dance floor.
Bam, bam, who shot Sam?
My, my! Out on the lam,
and I know my survival skills are poor.
Everyone can see how uncomfortable I am
when I have to get up and face the band.
But I did the brain-type survey, and my score
was sixty-nine. Bam, bam, who shot Sam?
My, my! Intimidated by the glitz and glam,
I’ve got one foot in, one out, the door.
Everyone can see how nervous I am
they’ll put me on lorazepam
to make me sleep better and cure my snoring.
“Bam, bam, who shot Sam?”
I shout, and I never wear pajamas.
I’ll land on the shore,
though everyone can see how unsaved I am.
Bam, bam, who shot Sam?