Friday, October 18, 2019

I Thought I'd Never Leave!

Alone with myself at last!
But I won’t stop talking!
If I do, we’ll have a blast.
Giving myself some sass
for my street-walking.
Alone with myself at last!
Now, who would be so crass
as to suggest I’m faking?
If I do, we’ll have a blast
in spite of my dismal past
and all my belly-aching.
Alone with myself at last;
but I have to put myself on fast-
forward—the crows are flocking.
When they’re done, we’ll have a blast,
knowing I’ll be outclassed
when they finally start cawing.
Alone with myself at last!—
When I am, we’ll have a blast!