The President told the Proud Boys
to “stand back and stand by.”
Will the Proud Boys hold their noise?
I heard the President say that, anyways.
In fact, I’m lying—
I didn’t listen to the Joe- and Donny-boyos’s
shillelagh-joust last
night. I knew the noise
would be loud and nauseatingly
dreadful. It’s amazing how “noise”
is always the best rhyme for “boys,”
whether it’s the Proud
Boys, or the Ulster Boys, or whatever boys
you like. They show no poise
in a debate. “Shut up, man!” you'll say. And it’s by
the hush, me boys, and listen to me noise
concerning of poor Paddy’s
lamentation.” If the Riley
Boys were here, the Proud Boys—and especially
the President—would have to shove their noise.
