Here’s one, folks—
does erecting a nude statue of Donald Trump
in Central Park make America more of a joke?
T appears to be awaiting
strokes,
and he has a pink rump.
“Here’s one, folks,”
he seems to say while waiting for all
the other dicks
to have their hump,
“America’s no joke:
“here, if you dare to look,
“is my fully inflated MAGA-pump.
“Have fun while you can, folks,
“before you get whacked
“and sprayed with goo.
“America’s not a joke
“like Nixon was not a crook.
“Thank me for taking off the emperor’s clothes!”
Face it, folks,
America was already a joke.
