Sunday, March 17, 2019

Song for St. Paddy's Day

since it falls into my lot
that I should rise and you should not

My mind is a potholed sidestreet.
How can I be less negative?
Can I still dance with my feet?
Little Mary danced with her feet
before she started menstruating and was cast adrift.
My mind is a potholed sidestreet.
There was that Fatty Arbuckle movie, Pete and Repeat
Pete was all negative, but Repeat was an optimist.
Can I still dance with my feet?
Well, I tried to dance but was told to take a seat,
and Mary got pregnant and became a fugitive.
My mind is a potholed sidestreet.
If you don’t like my video, you can press [Delete],
but you can use any adjective
you want to describe Fred Astaire’s feet.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete
fell off, so who was left to save?
My mind is a flooded sidestreet.
Can I still kick with my feet?