Prometheus Off-Ground

A man has to try everything once,
looking for things that are fun and funner.
What could be funner than peeing on an electric fence?

Most men don’t have an ounce of sense.
Senseless men are without number.
They have to try everything once—

they’ve tried the sauce and they’ve tried the hunch-
cream; but now here’s the stunner:
they’ve tried peeing on an electric fence.

There can be a jolting consequence
if your prick touches a wire,
but you’ve got to try everything once

so you whistle “It’s a Man’s
World” to yourself and short out the generator
with a strong stream of urine on the electric fence.

You haven’t had such fun in months,
but now you can’t put out the fire.
You can try everything once,
but the last thing you may try is peeing on an electric fence.