Donald Trump on a video
inviting Russia to help find Hillary’s 30,000 missing emails.
Is Hillary worried about this?—I would be a wreck,
even if the missing emails were not incriminating.
People vituperate: “This is treasonous!”
The FBI is looking into it.
Of course, Trump hasn’t actually asked Russia to do it
except on the video;
he hasn’t personally requested a favor from Putin.
So what’s the difference?
If the FBI found a private communique, would that be treasonous,
but the video invite isn’t?
Or maybe it isn’t technically treasonous
to ask a foreign country
to hack a political opponent’s emails.
Has Trump consulted a lawyer?
What law is he breaking?
Trump could say to Putin at a party,
“By the way, could those great hackers of yours
“help find Hillary’s missing emails?”
That would be a joke,
but in virtual reality the emails
are right there for the Russian hackers.
Somebody’s going to find ‘em.
I had a dream:
Donald Trump on a video
with five or six children lined up behind him.
“I sodomized all these kids,” he was saying.
“I enjoyed it.
“There was rectal bleeding.
“Here they are.
“Show the people where you were bleeding, kids!”
Would this be breaking laws?
Trump could be prosecuted for sodomizing the children,
but not for airing the video.
It’s only a video, isn’t it?
only a bad, bad dream?
inviting Russia to help find Hillary’s 30,000 missing emails.
Is Hillary worried about this?—I would be a wreck,
even if the missing emails were not incriminating.
People vituperate: “This is treasonous!”
The FBI is looking into it.
Of course, Trump hasn’t actually asked Russia to do it
except on the video;
he hasn’t personally requested a favor from Putin.
So what’s the difference?
If the FBI found a private communique, would that be treasonous,
but the video invite isn’t?
Or maybe it isn’t technically treasonous
to ask a foreign country
to hack a political opponent’s emails.
Has Trump consulted a lawyer?
What law is he breaking?
Trump could say to Putin at a party,
“By the way, could those great hackers of yours
“help find Hillary’s missing emails?”
That would be a joke,
but in virtual reality the emails
are right there for the Russian hackers.
Somebody’s going to find ‘em.
I had a dream:
Donald Trump on a video
with five or six children lined up behind him.
“I sodomized all these kids,” he was saying.
“I enjoyed it.
“There was rectal bleeding.
“Here they are.
“Show the people where you were bleeding, kids!”
Would this be breaking laws?
Trump could be prosecuted for sodomizing the children,
but not for airing the video.
It’s only a video, isn’t it?
only a bad, bad dream?
