Monday, August 29, 2016

Skeleton A and B Sides

Skeleton Misnomer

Not a bone in that thing at all!
The lowly tarsal
will survive the lordly boner.


Piling Bones vs. Playing Bones

    Oh, we drove 'em nine miles
     then we stacked 'em up in piles
     'cept what got drownded in the rive
r
.


Who was the Skeleton in real life?
Tiberius? Stalin? Pol Pot?
Nah, Bojangles. Or Milton Berle.