Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The Dark Side of the Skeleton

Could Skeleton Dust Account for the Dark Matter in the Universe?

Of course not, stupid!
Skeletons
are white!

Show Us Your Dark Side, Mr. Skeleton, Sir!

When I was in the tomb, the darkness surrounded me.
But now my grave blinks open,
I'm blinded by the light
.

The Frosty Bones

She couldn't find
the fi
nger bone the skeleton dropped
when he ascended to the attic 

like a walking chandelier.
But he's up there,
scratching his chalky noggin.