Panhandler by Freeway Entrance

1.

My hat decal - Frog? No,
horny toad.
We’re all horny toads

(smiley goat teeth),
or else
civilization would end.

Life, I say,
our knuckles
touching.

2.

Beautiful sunny spring day.

Soon, of course,
drones will rain down -

drones dropping
from the sky,
killing people everywhere.

Whole way of life
justified
by deadly drones.

3.

Roll by low and slow,

hand in the wind.
Thank you, sir, god bless.