Flibbertigibbet

Took an online test to find my brain type—
hyperactivity in the basal
ganglia, centers of motivation
and anxiety. It promised it would

email me my brain-type diagnosis,
but all I got was a link to a page
for ordering brain-support supplements—
serotonin mood support, and GABA

calming support. OK, I hereby dub
the syndrome: over-Jonesing! I wish they’d
let me order hallucinogenic
yopo snuff, but short of that I’ll just walk

to the Y in my blue Tevas for the
Oula One yoga class with Angela.