Refuse the Abuse

On a mad whim, did a domain search for
refusetheabuse.com, and found, to
my amazement, it was available:
So I purchased it, and now I own it,

along with refusetheabuse.net,
for an extra ten bucks. Then I walked to
the t-shirt store to see if I could get
Refuse the Abuse! t-shirts made. No prob—

all priced out, I can get six t-shirts, with
“Don’t watch TV!” on the back, for about
sixty. So I’d say feasability’s
a cincher, time to go into design—

but now I’m thinking, I'll maybe want to
get refusethefuckingabuse.com.