Saturday, December 2, 2017

* Big Stick Haikus *

Icy, so I found a stick for stability. When I grounded it, it came up to my chin. Blond, blue-eyed girl-with- boyfriend coming toward me had a stick too, but smaller. It looked peeled of bark, and she held it down at her knees like a baton. “Mine’s bigger than yours,” she said. “I will admit,” I said, “mine’s way smaller.” What I wanted to say but didn’t was, “I want yours to be bigger than mine, Sweetie!” “You’re just jealous,” she said as she passed by, and I agreed: “I wish my stick was half that big!”