Sublimation (Will You Miss Me?)

I walked through life in tighty-pants.
Never took my pecker out.
Well, what happened then?
Did you get converted?

          I found a sweet haven of sunshine at last.
          Will you miss me when I’m gone?

I met some cool cats.
Learned how to play country music. 
Bought a Magic Theater ticket.
Johanna was in it.

          I found a sweet haven of sunshine at last.
          Will you miss me when I’m gone?

The bookstore cats were in it too.
They had marvelous stamina for literature! 
Johanna was my fem-gendered self.
I loved her beyond measure.

          I found a sweet haven of sunshine at last.
          Will you miss me when I’m gone?

Johanna had another lover named Lucifer.
I was jealous, but she said keep it cosmic.
I still didn’t take my pecker out.
We were chaste as the heart of Beatrice.

          I found a sweet haven of sunshine at last
          Will you miss me when I’m gone?

Then Johanna had to go.
Worlds separated us, but the illusion lived.
Johanna’s a bright star in the firmament now,
a special magnet drawing my spaceship to her.

          I found a sweet haven of sunshine at last
          Will you miss me when I’m gone?