How can you lose?—
Show the world your smiling face!
Show the world your smiling face!
Try to conduct yourself with grace,
and lose the booze.
Learn from the lush world what can be thy place!
and lose the booze.
Learn from the lush world what can be thy place!
Whatever happens, you’ll get a taste
of the best non-alcoholic brews—
wipe those tears right off your face
of the best non-alcoholic brews—
wipe those tears right off your face
and accept your ribbon for fourth prize.
You won’t get into Who’s Who,
but you’ll learn of the humble world what can be thy place
You won’t get into Who’s Who,
but you’ll learn of the humble world what can be thy place
downtown where the lights hang loose—
happy again in the street’s caress.
Show the world your smiling face
happy again in the street’s caress.
Show the world your smiling face
in which there’s no trace of you left—you’ve been replaced
by traffic signs and neon lights.
Learn of the glowing world what can be thy place!
Show the world its shining face!
by traffic signs and neon lights.
Learn of the glowing world what can be thy place!
Show the world its shining face!
