With a Floy Floy

Feeling a little woozy—

just had to have my dental implant reinstalled.
It was a real doozy

of an experience, I’ll tell you that! I try to be choosy
about what makes me fall
and pass out, but I confess I’m plenty woozy

this time around, like I took a fistfull of dilaudid—
shit, I decided to swallow all of it,
because this is a real fucking doozy

of an ache I’m feeling
in my jaw
this evening. How woozy

am I? Well, woozy
enough to vanish in a crowded
elevator, or else a boozy

lunch-buffet line on an arctic cruise-y.
Don’t you do as I did
and get all woozy
from getting socked in the jaw with a flatfoot floogie!