Monday, May 18, 2020

After November 3rd

After November 3rd, the coronavirus will go away.
No one will be infectious, and golf will resume.
The virus is just false news anyway.
Everything will be hunky-dory
again for folks who want to gather in a room.
Even if the virus doesn’t go away,
we’ll frankly be happy if YOU get it and die.
Masks just bring everybody down,
and the virus just mostly kills choir singers anyway.
If people don’t go back to work, how will we pay
the relief checks we have to send?—
checks that won’t make the virus go away
and that are turning us into a socialist society—
no one will be allowed to have any fun
anymore on the billions we’ve got stashed away.
The virus causes more inconvenience by the day—
wearing a mask is especially dangerous for black men.
The virus just mostly kills confined or incarcerated folks anyway.

After November 3rd, the coronavirus will go away.