You're the Top

I have so much fun in the morning.
Am I a literary persona?
OK, yokel warning!

My eyes adore me.
You don’t wanna
know the details—so much fun in the morning!

How necessary
for the average reader
is a yokel warning?

Well, that reader’s
put off by the self-exhibition—
too much info for the time of morning.

Remember that radio program
with Dale and Jim-Ed?—
they had to have an Ethel Merman warning:

You're the smile     on the Mona
Lisa. You're the Nile    You're the Tower of Pisa.
I have so much fun in the morning.
Ok, yokel warning!