I have to say, I feel a little dissed.
If you want to guess a riddle, better ask one!
If you want to guess a riddle, better ask one!
I once worked with a funny guy
named Myron.
I was ahead of him on the employee list,
but he outlasted me when the corporate python
I was ahead of him on the employee list,
but he outlasted me when the corporate python
came and strangled us to
death. I got a hard-on
and left for greener climes. And I wasn’t missed!
But you wanted to guess a riddle, so I asked one
and left for greener climes. And I wasn’t missed!
But you wanted to guess a riddle, so I asked one
about when your life whooshed
out in one big yawn,
with the stars all bursting rose and amethyst,
all answers to all riddles far beyond
with the stars all bursting rose and amethyst,
all answers to all riddles far beyond
the still eternity-pond shore you stand on.
The python never loved you, and you’re pissed.
(Your grade of meat proved nauseous to pythons.)
The python never loved you, and you’re pissed.
(Your grade of meat proved nauseous to pythons.)
You’ll have to make a go of it
alone,
with no nice python for a hug-and-kiss.
You’re nothing but chopped liver to a python.
If you want to guess a riddle, better ask one!
with no nice python for a hug-and-kiss.
You’re nothing but chopped liver to a python.
If you want to guess a riddle, better ask one!