His reluctance is pretty virtuous, right?
Why doesn’t Karen kill him?
You and I might think lust only human,
but Mike Pence is on his honor bright
never to let himself be alone with a woman.
When you are a young professional woman,
one day you might have to walk across Mike's gun sites.
Why doesn’t Karen kill him?
Under those circumstances, it’s only human
to feel that you are drowning in the floodlights,
but Mike Pence won’t let himself be alone with a woman,
so you are spared the embarrassment, lucky woman!
Except that you’re forbidden to enter the daylight!!!
Why doesn’t Karen kill him?
It amounts to not being allowed to be human,
so that some creepy man won’t have to feel contrite—
namely, Mike Pence, who won’t let himself be alone with a woman.
Why doesn’t Karen kill him?
