Red Tassel

Got my red tassel on.

Your cue:
You rascal!

Got my blinds drawn,
open to view.
Got my red tassel on.

Now I’m out on the lawn,
feeling the dew.
You rascal!

And I’ve got my phone!
Guess who
‘s got their red tassel on?

Beat your tomtom!
I'm weaving through!
You rascal!

Feeling right at home—
what else is there to do?
Got my red tassel on.
You rascal!