The War Against the All-Terrain Vehicles

Ingenuous prettiness against the John Deere Gators!
No question about who will win!
I guess I may as well take off my waders.

Not wanting to be one of the afraid-ers,
who shrink away from showing skin.
Ingenuous prettiness against the John Deere Gators!

Knowing I’ll get what’s coming to me in spad-ers.
The gators make an awful din!
I guess I may as well take off my waders.

Don’t make me have to deal with the bribed-and-paid-ers!
I’ll never bow to HIM HIM HIM!—
my ingenuous prettiness to the John Deere Gators!

Remembering that game between Philly and the Raiders,
played down in New Orleans. Old Jim
Plunkett never had to take off his waders.

Let’s face it! I’m among the made-in-the-shad-ers,
but I want to be lean and thin—
ingenuously pretty against the John Deere Gators.
I guess I may as well take off my waders.