Monday, September 10, 2018

Silly Rabbit

Don’t express yourself physically too much!
You don’t always have to be jumping for joy!
Put your rabbit back in the rabbit hutch!

You can play tackle or you can play touch,
no matter whether you’re a girl or a boy,
but don’t express yourself physically too much!

Admittedly, your libido is such
that you’re a virtual Helen of Troy,
but please put your rabbit back in the rabbit hutch!

Are you paying double, or are you paying dutch?
Now don’t go acting all bashful and coy,
but don’t express yourself physically too much!

You might hit a home run in the clutch—
then again, you might die of exposure like Tolstoy
if you don’t put your rabbit back in the rabbit hutch.

The last straw was when they asked for my crutch,
tried to take away my precious toy!
Hard not to express myself physically too much!
Put my rabbit back in the rabbit hutch!